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in the first 3 minutes of the new roomie, he has:

  • tried to carry my posters (NO.)*
  • tried to bring my food upstairs that i left in the dining/kitchen area (no, wtf?)*
  • borrowed a hammer & is pounding loudly away
  • semi-insulted me 3+ times
  • succeeded in wearing too much aftershave, making me gag to be within 5 feet

*and by tried i mean, tried to grab out of my hands (“OH is that heavy?”), & then also picking up a bag i put down/away…