in the first 3 minutes of the new roomie, he has:
- tried to carry my posters (NO.)*
- tried to bring my food upstairs that i left in the dining/kitchen area (no, wtf?)*
- borrowed a hammer & is pounding loudly away
- semi-insulted me 3+ times
- succeeded in wearing too much aftershave, making me gag to be within 5 feet
*and by tried i mean, tried to grab out of my hands (“OH is that heavy?”), & then also picking up a bag i put down/away…